The Sinister Mr. Corpse by Jeff Strand

Author:Jeff Strand
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: undead, humor, celebrity, satire, zombie, jeff strand, comedy, horror
Publisher: Jeff Strand

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Stanley flipped through the magazine covers. Newsweek, Time, People, TV Guide, Entertainment Weekly...he'd made them all. Of course, the Newsweek headline was "Are They Squandering a Miracle?" Newsweek could kiss his ass.

"Two different networks have expressed interest in a Mr. Corpse reality show," said Veronica. "Don't worry, that's something we'll save until you're washed up and desperate for publicity."

"Thank God."

"But how do you feel about doing a rap music video?"

"I'd feel like it was a really stupid, shamelessly commercial idea that probably pays extremely well."

"And you'd be right. And you don't have a choice. We'll be shooting in a couple of weeks."

"Sweet."

"So how do you think things are working out? Seriously?"

Stanley smiled. "Getting killed was the best damn thing that ever happened to me."

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